if a girl is mean to you just tell her she has bad eyebrows 

(via vxmcmxcvi)



If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

i would advise you to avoid santa

(Source: the-stonersofar, via squirtle-stahp)

Sometimes I think I have a chance with a guy, but then I pass by a really hot girl and think, “Mmmm nope never mind.”